alexaroo

bitch, idk ya musical bumper sticker

Lisa: Behind a car with a bumper sticker reading "got harmonica?" There are actually no words
Alexa: I saw one that said accordion lover
Lisa: Omg it's a match made in heaven...they would have 7 million kids and form an awkward family chrisitan band

GTL

Lisa: Girl leaving beach bum with a fauz gucci logo purse, white juicy terry capris and ugg boots...I hope she's going to crawl back into the hole she came out of.
Alexa: hahahaha...ew she's so 2001 and fake. bye.
Lisa: Oh I didn't notice at first but should have assumed...she was smoking a newport.
Alexa: couldn't spring for the Marlboro cancer sticks huh chica?
Lisa: Marlboros wouldn't go with her "look"...gotta keep it classy with "buy one get one free" menthols